staxilicious:

Whenever someone says to me "Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? "

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

Betty White was being funny with Gracie Allen when Jerry Lewis was still in diapers.

staxilicious:

Whenever someone says to me "Jerry Lewis says women aren’t funny or Christopher Hitchens says women aren’t funny..do you have anything to say to that? "

YES. WE DON’T FUCKING CARE IF YOU LIKE IT

Betty White was being funny with Gracie Allen when Jerry Lewis was still in diapers.

Disney Questions :) Reblog and fill up your wonderful Tumbley's inboxes!
1. Eugene or Flynn
2. Short or Long Haired Rapunzel?
3. Favourite Sidekick?
4. Princess' hair you wish you had?
5. Favourite Prince?
6. Favourite Prince's outfit?
7. Princess or Peasant Cinderella Outfit?
8. Snow White or Aurora?
9. Which Disney Parks have you been to?
10. Least favourite ride?
11. Unpopular Disney Opinion?
12. You have a dinner party, and can only invite 5 Disney Characters and one of them has to be a Villain. Who do you invite?
13. Disney film your most excited about coming out?
14. Fairytale that should be made into a Disney film?
15. Best Disney song?
16. Favourite Princess' shoes?
17. Do you have any Disney Christmas ornaments on your tree?
18. If you could live one of the films, which would it be?
19. Philippe or Maximus?
20. Disneyland Castle or Disney World Castle?
21. What would you wear to Dapper Day?
22. If you had the chance to meet Walt, what would you say?
23. Favourite NON Princess Disney Film?
24. Most Badass Character?
25. Favourite Disney Quote?

me at parties

Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation…
Elsa and Anna Parallels

MOTHERFUCKING THEATRE ETIQUETTE TIPS

burnedoffwings:

prose-b4bros:

1. Wear your motherfucking best clothes—it shows the actors that you think their performance is worth dressing up for.

2. Shut the fuck up—Don’t fucking open that hole on your face while the show is taking place.

3. Put your motherfucking cell phone away—that’s fucking rude and I really shouldn’t have to explain why

4.
DO. NOT. LEAVE. DURING. BOWS.
zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

My Tina Belcher cosplay at Supanova today.

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

My Tina Belcher cosplay at Supanova today.

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

My Tina Belcher cosplay at Supanova today.

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

My Tina Belcher cosplay at Supanova today.

Happy birthday, precious <3 Thank you for existing and being the best friend I could ever have. I love you so so much!!

Aww!! thank you friend

wolfenartistofhetastuck: capsiclesandironhearts:

#the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers

#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America

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